My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
Snow Patrol (11) Villagers (10) Happy Birthday (8) Vampire Weekend (6) Hot Hot Heat (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
pet peeve: when people mispronounce my last name. it’s “dee-yaz”…NOT “die-yaz.” oy. #petpeeve
man vows to masturbate in every starbucks bathroom... →
what this man is set to accomplish takes a lot of inspiration and passion. note: there are 298 starbucks locations in nyc.
my tongue still misbehaves and it keeps digging my own grave.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
Los Campesinos! (25) OK Go (25) Jamie Woon (15) The New Pornographers (14) Vampire Weekend (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
a little bit of fit for hounds for you at EMP.
what i would've tweeted: DEN - SEA
what i would’ve tweeted: DEN - SEA - i fell asleep before take off. so… - there’s a fly on board. i thought you should know. #immigrant - going to see di and alane soon! do the thunderclap!! 78 times! - ugh shit. i’m next to a heavy breather. it’s like i’m in the movies. *puts headphone back on* - seattle, y u no dry?
what i would've tweeted: YEG - DEN
what i would’ve tweeted: YEG - DEN - as sucky as getting up early sucks, there is one thing about morning flights that i absolutely love - the sunrise. it looks much beautiful from up here! - the beer they’re selling on this flight is cheaper (by $2) than my roast beef sandwich from the airport’s molson pub. - and now, i will eat said sandwich. - reading “the vinyl...
mr. cab driver
me: so do you usually get american tourists for passengers?
cabbie: so so.
me: do you take american dollars?
cabbie: yeah. why? are you gus tourists?
me and jodie: oh hell no. we're from here. we were born here!
cabbie: oh ok.
me: *pays with american dollars*
d-runk (is that what you kids call it?)
i think i’m drunk. and i have a 7:45 am flight to cat h. i hope i don’t miss it. fuck.
she poked me twice
so i was supposed to get blood drawn moments ago. but nothing would come out! what the fuck, body?! we’ve been doing this for 12 years! jeez!
like over-ironed polyester
i stop and hold my breath and watch the way you used to be. but you’re not coming home again. and i won’t ever get to say “remember how i’m sorry that i miss the way it could be?”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-16) →
John Mayer (20) Wartime Blues (10) Acid House Kings (9) Justin Timberlake (8) The Window Theatre (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Before I Knew - Basia Bulat Oh it was the first...
king of the castle
never have i number twoed so much in one sesh. sat on the ceramic throne being all donald trump-y coz i was wearing dress socks.
guard your independence and your right to be...
it’s beyond me how i’ve been surviving the last three days with only 3-4 hours of sleep every night. have not been eating well at all either. dislike button my life.